An evolutionary Tale
In the beginning there was Sheep, and the Dalek found that all was good. And the Sheep feasted on the animals of the beach. So much feasted the Sheep on the poor dog-like animals that they came neigh unto extinction.
Then the small dog like creatures gathered and said to each other. “This thing with living here on the beach is not working out ‘cause them dang Sheep, we should go back unto the ocean and swim like the fish again, and feast on the shark instead. And we shall forthwith be known as Dolphins!” And most of them stepped out unto the ocean and swam like the fish and feasted on the sharks of the ocean. Some of them where though afraid of the water and ran unto the hills instead, and become captured by shaggy beasts. (But that is another story entirely)
Desolate and bereaved of their pray stood the Sheep on the beach, and there was an abundance of crying. “What shall we now eat?” One of them cried. “What is this green stuff without legs?” said another sheep. And they ate of the green stuff, and they found all was Baaaed.
Welcome to the Sheepy Dalek, the bar is in front of you, the Magmatic Fireplace Dalek is burning in the lounge, beware of the Sheep, they will be entertaining later. Welcome in, welcome in, dear Ladies and ‘Gents. All Drinks on the house.
Here is a movie to dry you all up while we pour your drinks!