In a world filled with large volcanoes erupting all over the map, some countries get rather annoyed as they are feeling left out of the fiery fun. Particularly countries with low self esteem get annoyed by this. Especially the fact that the USA is well endowed with volcanic phallacy seems to be driving some countries rather irate.
So the national pride and joy knew no bounds when Tor Zawar in Pakistan erupted gloriously in a party enhancing way on January 29th 2010. This spectacular eruption contained two different types of lava, had a glorious lava flood. It kind of had it all.
Only problem is that the Glorious lava flood of national pride and furtherance only reached 8 meters in length before halting. But, that did not stop the national pride and party mood of finally achieving volcanic phallacy. In joy they dug up all of the 7 cubic meters of lava and hauled it off to Karachi where a lot of celebration took place, of course without alcohol. Ahem!
My New Years wish is that all countries on the planet will have a Tor Zawar during 2012, and that this conflagration of mini volcanoes will happen directly under particularly nasty local politicians bedrooms all over the planet.